(Arriving slightly late to Burgaz this season, Megan Collier rhapsodizes over the new Honda pumps, a vast improvement over last year’s Palmeras)
Upon the metal table lies
Our productivity’s demise
Whether clay, silt, sand, or rocks,
Nothing flows while us it mocks.
But lo! What is this new machine
That diligently drones and squares makes clean?
It cures all evidence of prior grumps
Our marvelous gleaming Honda pumps.